1. xoxo-gossip-gay:

    xoxo-gossip-gay:

    My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

    it was a tea bag

    (via bridgetdunkle)

     
  2. disneytiaras:

    "But, first…"

    (via elsathesassysnowqueen)

     
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  4. you’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in your head that you’re stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

    (Source: policethepopulace, via rachel-was-distracted-and)

     
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  6. (Source: stadeco, via fakepatmcg)

     

    1. Yesterday: horny
    2. Today: horny
    3. Tomorrow: horny
    4. Next week: horny
    5. Next month: horny
    6. Apocalypse: horny
     

  7. goosestopit:

    going back to school more likeimage

    (via disneycastleonahill)

     
  8. thenotinferior:

    I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

    (via disneycastleonahill)

     
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